New fashion item in South Carolina?
July 2, 2009 – 4:39 pm | by god“I crossed a line with Governor Sanford and all I got is this lousy t-shirt.”
“I crossed a line with Governor Sanford and all I got is this lousy t-shirt.”
A great woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms.
“Yes we do,” he answers. “What size would you like?
”She replies, “Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now.”
Former college softballer Bianca Cruz : Busted Coverage
Tori Black is back : The Beer Goggler
Meet Soraia Marly : On 205th
Aria Giovanni Lingerie Montage [NSFW] : Foundry Music
Denise Milani walks her dog. Cameras follow : MoonDog Sports
Joey Logano has a girlfriend : All Left Turns
French fox Alizee : DJMick
Olivia Wilde drives us wild : Sharapovas Thigh
Joanna Krupa has a hot sister : InGameNow
Anna Kournikova gets into a Vegas catfight : Total Pro Sports
10 non-MLB home plate collisions : Epic Carnival
180 pics of Eva Mendes : Gunaxin
15 animals armed with lightsabers : Manofest
Beer consumption by state : NextRound
Top supermodels of the 90’s : IceIce Babies
Worst best man speeches : Asylum
Poeple posing with the Wall Street bull’s testicles : Don Chavez
7 coolest men’s magazine ads : Whip It Out Comedy
Tools. And the women who pose with them : Funtasticus
Dirtbike gap jump fail : Fandome
In Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held an election victory party yesterday.
At the party, he thanked the 148 percent of the people who voted for him.
In the battle for South American bragging rights, Brazil says they took down the U.S. soccer team,
Argentina says, big deal, we took down a U.S. Governor.
Stanley has just released a new tape measure that will take the industry by storm.

While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure the finite measurement capability is unmatched (See Below)?

So next time your buddy tells you to “move it a cunt hair to the left” you won’t have to guess!!?
Thanks Stinkfoot!