Famous quotes on Sex (1)
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading.
Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
Archive for January, 2007
WARNING:
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to “disappear.”
This has got Wile E Coyote written all over it
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007:: Grumpy’s Joke Of The Day ::
Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a “Living Will”
“Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer.
Craziest Laws in America (Alabama)
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to stab yourself to gain someone’s pity.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Masks may not be worn in public
Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
You may not drive barefooted.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
WARNING:
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you
President Bush Announces He Will Not Quit the Presidency if He Wins Lottery
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
Washington – Democrats still holding out hope George W. Bush will not finish out his term were dealt a blow when the President announced that he would not resign the presidency if he won the lottery.
“A lot of Democrats have been trying to give me lottery tickets,” Mr. Bush told reporters. “But legally I cannot accept them, and even if I won, I would remain President of the United States.”
Ideal Windows Vista PC revealed
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
It’s an iMac
THE MONDADORI STORE in Milano is unusual since it has working hours until midnight. Just the place to buy a new keyboard or other computer-related equipment after hours.
However, while Lorenzo was busy buying a Logitech keyboard for his shiny new Mac, and Enrico was just hanging out with his hands in his pockets, yours truly found himself in a state of shock.
There were several Apple computers on display, but the most prominent one, an iMac with a 24-inch didn’t run Mac OS X, but rather soon-to-be-released Windows Vista, in its Ultimate Edition.
The price of the computer was reduced to 1899 Euro, though the price of Windows Vista OEM Edition must be in there somewhere.
Three years ago, I wrote that Macs will be sooner or later available with Windows in OEM package and received certain threats over newsgroups, but let’s leave zealots in the past.
Now Apple computers with Microsoft OEM software has become a reality, and there are really no limits to what you can do with Apples now, given the fact that they’re nothing else but a nicely designed PC.
PCs can’t run Mac OS X, but Apple’s PC can run Windows. And it will run Windows better and faster than it will run Mac OS X, which is really a sad point
:: Grumpy’s Joke Of The Day ::
Tuesday, January 30th, 2007
Two Rednecks were seated at the end of a bar when a young lady seated a few stools up began to choke on a piece of chicken. She was turning blue and obviously in serious respiratory distress.
One said to the other, “That there gal is having a bad time!”
The other agreed and said “Think we should go help?”
“You bet,” said the first, and with that, he ran over and said, “Can you breathe?”
She shook her head no.
He said, “Can you speak?”
She again shook her head no.
With that, he pulled up her skirt and licked her on the butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.
The redneck walked back to his friend and said, “Funny how that ‘hind lick’ maneuver always works.”
