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Archive for February, 2008

FLORIDA RESIDENT

Friday, February 29th, 2008

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Swap Sex?

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Nearly half the men in the U.K. say they would swap sex for six months for a 50 inch plasma TV.

In the U.S. we call that “football season.”

- Jim Barach

Alley Baggett

Friday, February 29th, 2008 alley-baggett

 

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Not sure I need these

Friday, February 29th, 2008

666 is the nuber of the Beast

Friday, February 29th, 2008
  • 670 - Approximate number of the Beast
  • DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
  • 666.0000000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
  • 665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast
  • 0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
  • /666 - Beast Common Denominator
  • 666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast
  • 1010011010 - Binary of the Beast 6
  • 1-666 - Area code of the Beast
  • 00666 - Zip code of the Beast
  • 1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
  • $665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
  • $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
  • $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
  • $606.66 - Wal-Mart price of the Beast
  • $566.66 - Costco Club price of the Beast
  • Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
  • Route 666 - Way of the Beast
  • 666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
  • 666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
  • 666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
  • 6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 -minimum deposit.
  • Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
  • Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
  • i66686 - CPU of the Beast
  • 666i - BMW of the Beast
  • 668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

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SLEEP

Friday, February 29th, 2008

LOUD MOUTH BITCH

Thursday, February 28th, 2008 loud-mouth-bitch

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The X-Files 2 Teaser Trailer Has Leaked!

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

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Well, it’s finally here. The teaser trailer to the X-Files 2 movie was shown at this past weekend’s WonderCon (with, believe it or not, Chris Carter, Gillian Anderson, and David Duchovney in attendance) and we’re lucky enough that someone filmed it and tossed it up on YouTube. The video quality is crappy, from an even crappier angle, but I’ve been waiting years for some more X-Files and I’m sure there’s a ton of you who are just as eager to see the trailer. To be quite honest though, the trailer isn’t all that exiting. It’s basically just a bunch of random shots that don’t really give you an idea of what the movie is about. Still, it’s great to see Mulder and Scully running around in the pitch black darkness again.
Click here to see the Trailer

Good Ole Albert

Thursday, February 28th, 2008