Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Any month that has a Friday the 13th also has a Wednesday the 25th.
John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.
In 21 states, Wal-Mart is the single largest employer.
Jim Gordon, drummer of Derek and the Dominos (”Layla”), killed his mother with a claw hammer.
One of Hewlett Packard’s first ideas was an automatic urinal flusher.
Eric Clapton did not play the very famous first riff on the song “Layla”. That was Duane Allman. Clapton comes in later.
As you age, your eye color gets lighter.
There are more cars in Southern California than there are cows in India.
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
They’re not always a as they appear
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Well, experts say the big test for Barack Obama will be surviving the negative attacks.
The big test for Hillary Clinton, of course, is surviving North Carolina.
The big test for John McCain is just surviving until November.
Bits & Pieces.
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
Annapolis MD:
While the vessel ‘Dawn Raider’ out of Markleys Marina in Essex, Md. was fishing for Striped Bass (also locally known as Rock Fish), this Great White was hooked in the mouth but only resisted slightly for 15 minutes before it came up alongside t he boat to have a look; long enough for one of the crew members to slip a rope a round it’s tail!!! ‘And that’s when things heated up!!
. The Shark took off towing the 42 foot fishing boat backwards through the water at about 7 Knots. Just like in JAWS, the boat was taking on water over the stern and the crew watched in horror as the shark would actually jump completely out of the water at times. This went on for an hour before the shark finally drowned. 
She weighed in at 1035 LBS. It is suspected she followed a weak El Nino current into local waters in search of food. Although mid 60 degree water is considered ideal for these sharks, the larger ones can tolerate water in the low 50s.
Bits & Pieces.
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
A Connecticut woman is suing her husband who poked her eye out with a carrot during a fight.
So much for the theory that carrots are good for your eyesight.
- Jim Barach
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2008
* “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
* “Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.”
* “Virgin like balloon…one prick, all gone.”
* “Baseball wrong…man with four balls cannot walk!”
* “Work to become, not to acquire.”
* “Baby conceived in automatic car shiftless bastard.”
* “A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.”
* “Find old man in dark, not hard!”
* “Man who smoke pot choke on handle.”
* “OK for shit to happen…will decompose.”
* “Man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.”
* “Sailor who gets discharged from Navy leave buddies behind.”
* “Secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk.”
* “Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.”
* “He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double-crosser.”
* “Man who tell one to many light bulb jokes soon burn out!”
* “It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.”
* “Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.”
* “Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.”
* “Man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.”
* “Confucius say too God damn much!”
* “Those who quote me are fools.”
* “Man who drive like hell bound to get there!”
* “Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!”
* “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot!”
* “Man who sit on tack get point!”
* “Man who runs behind car gets exhausted!”
* “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion!”
* “War not determine who’s right, war determines who’s left.”
* “Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.”
* “Man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.”
* “Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.”
* “Man who kisses girl’s behind, gets crack in face.”
* “Passionate kiss like spider web…lead to undoing of fly.”
* “Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day.”
* “Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.”
* “Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.”
* “Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.”
* “Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.”
Bits & Pieces.
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