MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
Archive for May, 2008
Bad Day
Saturday, May 31st, 2008A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says, “Wow!, you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yes, I’ve just found out my older brother is gay.”
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today, the answer came back, “I’ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said,
“Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
“Yeah, my wife…”
Math Trouble
Saturday, May 31st, 2008The Federal government has pulled American students out of the international competition that compares math students.
They say, these days, there’s less emphasis on math, especially in the Hillary Clinton campaign.
- Jay Leno
FEELING LUCKY?
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
VOTE G.O.P.
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
Think Hard
Saturday, May 31st, 2008”I’m getting a divorce,” said Jack to his mate, Bill. ‘The wife hasn’t spoken with me for six months.”
Bill thought for a moment and then replied,’ Just make sure you know what you’re doing, Jack. Wives like that are hard to find”
PETA
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
Blonde on Vacation
Saturday, May 31st, 2008A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle on prices” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Well then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!”
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, “Little lady, just go and give it a try!” The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.
Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.
The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out .
“SHIT… THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT TOO!”
