Dead Mayor
Monday, June 30th, 2008This week, residents of a Romanian village decided to reelect their dead mayor rather than vote for the younger man running against him.
When he heard about it, John McCain said, “That’s a good sign.”
Archive for June, 2008
STOP TIME
Monday, June 30th, 2008
Mexican Gas
Monday, June 30th, 2008Americans are flocking to Tijuana, Mexico, to fill up their cars because gas is 50 percent cheaper there.
Even better, the gas is free if you take two Mexicans home in your trunk.
I really need one of these
Monday, June 30th, 2008
Fireworks Safety
Monday, June 30th, 2008This week is the Fourth of July. The networks always run fireworks safety videos to make sure no one has any fun on the Fourth of July.
The only thing we learn from these videos is it’s a bad time of year to be a mannequin.
Protection
Monday, June 30th, 2008
Charges Dismissed
Monday, June 30th, 2008Yesterday in California, a judge ruled that Britney Spears will not be charged with driving over the foot of a member of the paparazzi last year.
Britney got off on a technicality; her toddler was driving at the time.
Checking Out “The Boys”
Monday, June 30th, 2008
It’s just great to be a Man sometimes
Sunday, June 29th, 2008
