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Archive for July, 2008

AFRODUCK

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

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Disneyland, China

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

The Walt Disney Corporation announced that it is going to build a Disneyland in mainland China.

Apparently it will be the first Disneyland built for children by children.

- Conan O’Brien

New Coppertone Girl

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

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Vegas Bust

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Earlier this week in Las Vegas, a man was arrested because he shoplifted a beer from 7-Eleven, took off all his clothes, and then stole a city bus.

Here’s an interesting fact - in Las Vegas, only one of those things is illegal.

- Conan O’Brien

Hip Treatment

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Yesterday, Barack Obama visited a doctor and he received treatment for a sore hip.

After hearing about it, John McCain said, “If he wants it replaced, I know just the guy.”

- Conan O’Brien

Tampax

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

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Bush Book

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

President Bush said that after he retires he wants to write a book.

Bush said he’s not sure if it will be about politics or about his personal life, but he is sure it will be a pop-up book.

- Conan O’Brien

WEIRD CRUSTACEAN

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

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AFRO-EMO

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

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