COCAINE
Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Archive for August, 2008
SHOVEL THROW
Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Broadway Lines
Sunday, August 31st, 2008“American Idol” Taylor Hicks is making an appearance on Broadway in “Grease”.
He’s been practicing his lines: “May I see your ticket?” and “Your seats are right over here.”
Susan sent this….
Sunday, August 31st, 2008Fine example of a Victoria’s Secret thong.
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LIGHT’EM UP BOYS
Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Sex Study
Sunday, August 31st, 2008A new study reveals that monkeys treat sex as a commodity and females make the males pay for sex by bargaining for the males to do chores like grooming them.
Or something like that; I couldn’t finish the article because I had to take out the garbage and clean up the garage.
Stuck In Traffic
Sunday, August 31st, 2008A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..
The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened, what’s the hold Up?’
‘Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O’Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.’
The driver asks, ‘On average, how much is everyone giving?’
‘About a gallon.’
BIG DOG
Sunday, August 31st, 2008
Pricey Gas
Sunday, August 31st, 2008Gas is getting quite expensive.
In LA now if you call 911 they ask you if you can meet the ambulance halfway.
- Jay Leno
