Many years ago in England, pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. “Wet your whistle” is the phrase inspired by this practice.
According to CNN, one-third of the electorate is expected to vote early this year.
You know what that means? Florida could have already screwed this election up, and it is not even October yet.
- Jay Leno
A person needs only two tools:
WD-40 and duct tape.
If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.
If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the tape.
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. “How old was your husband?” he asked.
“He was ninety-eight,” she answered softly. “Two years oder than I am.”
“Really?” the undertaker said. “Hardly worth going home, wouldn’t you say?”
