DeadDog

A lot of celebrities were in Washington for the inauguration.

In fact, so many celebrities were out of town, over in Malibu they had to close the Promises rehab center for the week.

 - Jay Leno

There’s big business popping up around Obama. There’s plates, coins, T-shirts, and now, the Chia company has immortalized him in clay.

What better way to honor a president than to have sprouts growing from his brain pan?

- Jimmy Kimmel

Aretha Franklin, who sang at the inaugural, says she’s not happy with her performance. She says the cold made it hard for her to sing.

Aretha says she also got distracted when a weather satellite crashed into her hat.

- Conan O’Brien