Guy Ironically Named Tuganov Dies After Viagra-Fueled Orgy
Saturday, February 28th, 2009from UK’s The Sun.
Titled “Viagra Orgy Man Collapses”, it’s about a guy who died after downing a bottle of Viagra trying to get through a 12-hour sex orgy.
Normally, I’d just chalk this up to another story about a chucklehead Darwin Award winner, but this one had a couple of interesting twists.
First, the guy wasn’t some wealthy old dude, trying to prove something, like I thought when I read the title. He was a 28-year-old mechanic.
Second, he wasn’t partying with a bunch of hired pros, either. Apparently a pair of female friends astonishingly bet the guy £3,000 (about $3,800), he couldn’t satisfy them both, non-stop, for 12 hours. Would you turn down that bet? Me either. Even if you only make it a couple of hours and don’t win any money, you still win.
Thirdly, he did it. The two chicks told police he won the bet, then collapsed and died minutes later. Bravo.
And finally, the guy’s name. Tuganov. Which I’m sure there was a lot of before he went.
So we salute you, Sergey Tuganov, Viagra-popping, 12-hour-threesome-having, bet-winning, heart-exploding, come-and-go hero to us all.
