DeadDog

Here’s an unbelievable statistics: 84 percent of women believe it’s okay to snoop through their guy’s things.

It’s true … I read that in my wife’s diary.

 - Jay Leno

The new $2000 car, the Tata Nano, is coming out.

To give you an idea how stripped down this car is, the radio is a kazoo.

- Alex Kaseberg

President Obama went on prime time TV on Tuesday night and urged the nation to be patient.

Then he said, “Don’t worry, American Idol will be back tomorrow.”

 - Jay Leno

China has proposed replacing the U.S. Dollar with a new global currency…

The Wal-Mart Gift Certificate.

 - Jay Leno