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Archive for June, 2009

they say celebs die in threes.

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

A politician’s best friend?

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

A teenager was turned away from a flight to South America in Miami because his golden retriever had chewed up his passport, making it unreadable.

Which means had Mark Sanford only had a dog, he might still be a legitimate presidential candidate for 2012

Sorry I’m Late Guy’s

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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The Good Shit

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

The Ladies of Poker : Gunaxin

Playboy Playmates of the past - Debra Jo Fondren : MoonDog Sports

Chick parking lot pee fail : DJMick

Dawson Miller drops her robe and takes a shower [NSFW] : Foundry Music

Michael Bay picks breakfast : Screen Junkies

NASCAR drivers go clubbing. Vanilla Ice is a factor : All Left Turns

Why we love nannies : AskMen

10 of the best shots in tennis history : Epic Carnival

Shaq’s Twitter challenge accepted : The Hoop Doctors

The Gap’s ridiculous khaki-rific ads of the 90s : IceIce Babies

Kick You In The Face (With Love) is our new favorite song : Whip It Out Comedy

Top 10 funniest arcade games purchased by Michael Jackson : Level One Boss

Brutal Muay Thai knockout : Fandome

42 Unfortunate Product Labels

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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Getting Ready For Gator Season (Caption by Grumpy)

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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Some Feedback From “OCiE”

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OCiE Wrote in a comment on this post:

“Fuck all of you who want to still hurt this man after he’s gone. Who said anything about Elvis pill popping drinking When he was out there serving this country. He also married a child , so that makes him a baby fucker. Elvis was so high off of drugs he thought he was a CIA agent. So Leave Michael alone You will let him rest in his Death. He was truly a hero in this time what other man could bring all races of people together.”

So lets look at his statment:

1. He is dead so i doubt if we are going to hurt him.

2. Elvis? Are you serious? If you’re going to bring up “The King” at least get your facts straight dumbass:

Priscilla was a teenager when they married, and while I don’t necessarly agree with it, that hardly makes him a baby fucker, and remember they were MARRIED!

While Elvis did have a big problem with drugs, the second part of your statment carries much more weight…..”SERVING THIS COUNTRY”. I never saw your boy running in to his local recuiting office.

Elvis didn’t think he was a CIA agent, he was in FACT a Federal Agent !

President Nixon appointed Elvis ‘Agent-At-Large’

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The BNDD credentials given to him by Nixon.

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And you called him a hero ? Well I guess you mean your “personal hero”.

And could you tell me what makes him your “Hero”?

The countless children he molested ? The massive debt he left ? Or the fact that he was a fucking weird O ?

You were right about one thing, he did bring the races together, nobody knew what fucking color he was.

In the future remember 3 things…

1. Get your facts straight.

2. READ THE FUCKIN DISCLAIMER!

3. You’re a fucking dumbass, it’s best to keep your mouth shut and fingers off the keyboard.

I Met Her on Twitter - Samantha

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

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Click here to check out more pics and some [NSFW] videos.

Click here to check out more pics [SFW]. 

Live Naked

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

Environmentalists say that living naked for a few hours a day will help save the earth.

Somebody please keep this information away from Al Gore.

- Craig Ferguson