Top 10 signs that you’re definitely getting old
June 28, 2009 – 12:17 am | by godIn the Spring, your fancy turns to thoughts of bringing up phlegm.
You pass the time by braiding your nipple hair.
You had to give up oral sex because it couldn’t be done at arm’s length.
You get high by free-basing prune Danish.
Your pubic hair has formed an “S.O.S.” pattern above your gonads.
You are in a permanent left-hand turn.
Your libido is being circled by buzzards.
You take drugs for actual medical conditions.
Your wife had your last erection bronzed.
Squirrels bury your nuts.
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