New Tool is a must have
July 1, 2009 – 12:06 pm | by godStanley has just released a new tape measure that will take the industry by storm.

While at first look it seems like a regular tape measure the finite measurement capability is unmatched (See Below)?

So next time your buddy tells you to “move it a cunt hair to the left” you won’t have to guess!!?
Thanks Stinkfoot!

4 Responses to “New Tool is a must have”
By Tattoo Jim on Jul 1, 2009 | Reply
Now this is something that every handyman has needed for a long time… at my age, I probably can’t afford one though…
By Mark on Jul 1, 2009 | Reply
This would only really be good for us oldtimers…These young whippersnappers today wouldn’t know what the hell a cunthair is!!!!! It’s a little less than a smidgen…what’d ya think I meant? Now, are they going to come out with a RCH model? Cause we know that a Red one is just a little finer than a normal one……
By Scipio on Jul 1, 2009 | Reply
This just confuses me. In my building days they were color coded. Concensus was that the red ones were finer that brown and black was thicker than either one of them. So, if they have now standardized the ubiquitous cunt hair, what are we to do?
By Chip on Jul 2, 2009 | Reply
Ya know, this is a moot point these days. There is no longer any such thing as a cunthair. They are all smoother than a baby’s ass! Deforestation has taken its course, so no more measuring unfortunately.