Shit Justin’s Dad Says
November 28, 2009 – 12:00 pm | by god"Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that."
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"Mom and I saw a great movie last night…No, don’t remember the name. It was about a guy or, no, wait.. fuck, getting old sucks."
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"Oh please, you practically invented lazy. People should have to call you and ask for the rights to lazy before they use it."
