In Trouble
December 5, 2008 – 9:00 am | by godYou Know You’re In Trouble When …
… Your accountants letter of resignation is postmarked Zurich.
… Your suggestion box starts ticking.
… Your secretary tells you the FBI is on line 1, the DA is on line 2, and CBS is on line 3.
… You make more than you ever made, owe more than you ever owed, and have less than you’ve ever had.
… The simple instructions enclosed aren’t.
… People send your wife sympathy cards on your anniversary.
… You see your wife and your girlfriend having lunch together.
… The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.
