I Don’t Make this shit up .. I just help spread it.

About

For those that really want to know

  • I am an old man, make that dirty old man. (Which I will remain until I’m a dead old man.)
  • Aside from deaddog I have 3 porn sites, which pay the bills for this site, along with my phone, motorcycle, bar tab, and several hookers a month.
  • Yes, I have a real job (to keep the wife happy) and No, I wont tell you where.
  • I drink an unbelievable amount of Diet Mountain Dew, I’m not really on a diet I just prefer to eat my calories. (as well as my women).
  • I have 4 children, ….which are all for sale if you are interested.

A few things I have learned in life:

  • We never went to the moon ( if you think we did, I have a bridge for sale)
  • Elvis is not dead, he is frozen and will be defrosted when the economy is better.
  • Beauty is only a light switch away.
  • Never and I mean never pay a hooker to come over. Always pay them to leave.
  • If you’re gonna be dumb, you better be tough
  • When you get older there are 2 things you never pass up:
  • 1. A Restroom.
  • 2. A piece of ass.